North Belfast Museum Success
This is a fictional news-style article created for demonstration and placeholder purposes. The museum, events, people and claims described below are invented. North Belfast was buzzing with excitement this week after the imaginary North Belfast Museum of Curious Things announced a remarkable success: its grand reopening had attracted an enthusiastic crowd of visitors, storytellers, amateur historians, and at least one person who had arrived believing the building was a bakery. Chapter 1: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a collection of upside-down umbrellas sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over a highly speculative history of purple sandwiches. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 2: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the mysterious corridor of seven doors prompted a cheerful debate concerning the ancient art of folding a shadow. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 3: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a miniature model of a very large potato offered a delightfully impractical lesson in the economics of trading imaginary biscuits. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 4: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, an archive of imaginary bus tickets became the unexpected centrepiece of whether clouds ought to wear name badges. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 5: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the celebrated whispering staircase inspired an energetic discussion about the secret language of squeaky floorboards. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 6: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a cabinet of invisible souvenirs sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over how a spoon might become an honorary mayor. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 7: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the great cardboard lighthouse prompted a cheerful debate concerning why Tuesday should occasionally be celebrated twice. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 8: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the museum’s unusually polite garden gnome offered a delightfully impractical lesson in the importance of counting raindrops before breakfast. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 9: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a map of places that never existed became the unexpected centrepiece of a highly speculative history of purple sandwiches. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 10: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the legendary clockwork teapot inspired an energetic discussion about the ancient art of folding a shadow. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 11: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a collection of upside-down umbrellas sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over the economics of trading imaginary biscuits. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 12: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the mysterious corridor of seven doors prompted a cheerful debate concerning whether clouds ought to wear name badges. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 13: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a miniature model of a very large potato offered a delightfully impractical lesson in the secret language of squeaky floorboards. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 14: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, an archive of imaginary bus tickets became the unexpected centrepiece of how a spoon might become an honorary mayor. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 15: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the celebrated whispering staircase inspired an energetic discussion about why Tuesday should occasionally be celebrated twice. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 16: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a cabinet of invisible souvenirs sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over the importance of counting raindrops before breakfast. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 17: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the great cardboard lighthouse prompted a cheerful debate concerning a highly speculative history of purple sandwiches. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 18: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the museum’s unusually polite garden gnome offered a delightfully impractical lesson in the ancient art of folding a shadow. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 19: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a map of places that never existed became the unexpected centrepiece of the economics of trading imaginary biscuits. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 20: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the legendary clockwork teapot inspired an energetic discussion about whether clouds ought to wear name badges. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 21: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a collection of upside-down umbrellas sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over the secret language of squeaky floorboards. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 22: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the mysterious corridor of seven doors prompted a cheerful debate concerning how a spoon might become an honorary mayor. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 23: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a miniature model of a very large potato offered a delightfully impractical lesson in why Tuesday should occasionally be celebrated twice. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 24: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, an archive of imaginary bus tickets became the unexpected centrepiece of the importance of counting raindrops before breakfast. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 25: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the celebrated whispering staircase inspired an energetic discussion about a highly speculative history of purple sandwiches. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 26: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a cabinet of invisible souvenirs sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over the ancient art of folding a shadow. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 27: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the great cardboard lighthouse prompted a cheerful debate concerning the economics of trading imaginary biscuits. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 28: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the museum’s unusually polite garden gnome offered a delightfully impractical lesson in whether clouds ought to wear name badges. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 29: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a map of places that never existed became the unexpected centrepiece of the secret language of squeaky floorboards. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 30: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the legendary clockwork teapot inspired an energetic discussion about how a spoon might become an honorary mayor. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 31: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a collection of upside-down umbrellas sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over why Tuesday should occasionally be celebrated twice. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 32: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the mysterious corridor of seven doors prompted a cheerful debate concerning the importance of counting raindrops before breakfast. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 33: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a miniature model of a very large potato offered a delightfully impractical lesson in a highly speculative history of purple sandwiches. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 34: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, an archive of imaginary bus tickets became the unexpected centrepiece of the ancient art of folding a shadow. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 35: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the celebrated whispering staircase inspired an energetic discussion about the economics of trading imaginary biscuits. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 36: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a cabinet of invisible souvenirs sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over whether clouds ought to wear name badges. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 37: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the great cardboard lighthouse prompted a cheerful debate concerning the secret language of squeaky floorboards. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 38: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the museum’s unusually polite garden gnome offered a delightfully impractical lesson in how a spoon might become an honorary mayor. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 39: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a map of places that never existed became the unexpected centrepiece of why Tuesday should occasionally be celebrated twice. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 40: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the legendary clockwork teapot inspired an energetic discussion about the importance of counting raindrops before breakfast. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 41: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a collection of upside-down umbrellas sparked a wave of entirely fictional excitement over a highly speculative history of purple sandwiches. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 42: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, the mysterious corridor of seven doors prompted a cheerful debate concerning the ancient art of folding a shadow. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 43: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, a miniature model of a very large potato offered a delightfully impractical lesson in the economics of trading imaginary biscuits. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
Chapter 44: A Most Unusual Discovery During another wonderfully improbable afternoon at the fictional museum, an archive of imaginary bus tickets became the unexpected centrepiece of whether clouds ought to wear name badges. Visitors exchanged elaborate theories, the volunteer committee took notes on paper shaped like tiny windows, and a passing brass band played a tune that nobody could remember afterward. The curator declared the entire affair a triumph of curiosity, community spirit, and spectacularly unnecessary paperwork. By closing time, the exhibits had remained exactly where they were, except in the stories told by the visitors, where they had travelled all the way to the moon and back.
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